A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
"Are you tired of living in a world where typos are everywhere and you feel like you are the only one that actually cares about proper grammar?" The dyslexic man asked the bartender.
"What do you mean?" responded the bartender.
"There seem to be a lot of people who intentionally spell things wrong on the internet and they have all sorts of excuses as to why it doesn't matter. Don't you think it's important that people take care with the words they use and the way they represent themselves?"
The bartender took a long drag of his beer before responding.
"Well, I think it depends on who you are and where you are. For instance, in a professional environment, it probably does matter quite a bit. After all, you don't want people making spelling mistakes on contracts. But in a place like this, does it really matter whether or not someone uses the correct form of 'there' or 'their' or 'they're'?"
The dyslexic man paused for a moment, thinking. "I guess not."
The bartender looked up. "Do you always nitpick details like this?"
The dyslexic man shrugged.
The bartender smirked. "See any signs around here that say 'bra bar'?"
The dyslexic man shook his head. "Of course not..."
"So then, what difference does it make if someone spells something wrong?"
The dyslexic man realized what the bartender meant. "Oh. I see what you did there."
The bartender smiled and turned back to his beer.