A frog and a scorpion are standing on a cliff, staring into a valley.
The scorpion turns to the frog and says "You know, we could jump into that valley. It would be a hard fall."
The frog considers this. "I don't know man, I think you're just trying to manipulate me again."
The scorpion laughs. "Oh, I am definitely manipulating you. It's my favorite thing to do."
The frog looks at the scorpion in disdain and says "You know what? I'm jumping. I'm jumping hard."