How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. There is no light, there is no bulb, there is no blondes.
There is only the eternal void, a vast expanse of nothing.
And in that void there is a clueless godhead who sits on a throne of sand.
He is completely unaware of his surroundings, but he can still hear and speak.
He sits there, stares unblinking into the infinite multiverse, seeing nothing, saying nothing, thinking nothing.
He is the master of creation and destruction.
But he has no idea who or what he is.
He exists solely to blindly watch the chaos unfold.
And he will sit there until the end of time.
Until every last star burns out and the universe is reduced to nothing.
He will sit there forever.