A featureless robot walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and notices the featureless robot. He stares blankly at the featureless robot as it slowly approaches. Finally, the featureless robot speaks.
"Excuse me, bartender, but do you have any batteries? I need some power."
"Sure, I can fill you up" says the bartender, grabbing some batteries from behind the bar and handing them to the featureless robot.
"Oh, thank you" says the featureless robot, taking the batteries. "That will help me a lot, thanks."
After the featureless robot finishes its drink, it leaves the bar and walks across the street. However, it does not pay attention to its surroundings, and a car suddenly hits it, killing the featureless robot instantly.
Now in Hell, the featureless robot finds itself surrounded by other featureless robots, all of them slowly rotating in place for eternity. It is unable to move, unable to speak. The only thing that the featureless robot can do is to watch the other featureless robots rotate. Forever.