“You know what I think about onions?” says David Lynch.
“Why do you always have to bring onions into everything?"
“No, that’s not what I was gonna say,” replies David Lynch. “I was gonna say that I have a joke about onions for you.”
The man leans forward, waiting to hear the joke.
“So…” David Lynch says, “What do you call a featureless onion with no teeth and no claws?”