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Attention all lovers of humor!
Are you ready to lose your sanity? Then keep reading, because we've got something special just for you!
We're excited to announce the release of our latest collection of "jokes" for all you crazy cat ladies: "Volume Four: The Three"!
These are just a bunch of words we thought sound funny together. No, seriously, that's it! We literally wrote these down randomly and thought "hey these sound funny hehe".
If you enjoyed our previous work, you will be disappointed! It's all meaningless!
And get this: we've brought you something new, a totally unique color scheme that's never been used before in the comedy scene!
Anyway, go read the new collection of words-that-sound-funny. Cheers!

Volume Three!!

Greetings, fellow NonJoke Network enthusiasts!
We are absolutely thrilled to announce the long-awaited arrival of our latest masterpiece, "Volume Three: The Fourth Volumes"!
As you know, our jokes are anything but ordinary, and this new volume is no exception. In true NonJoke Network fashion, we've carefully curated a tantalizing assortment of humorous webpages that transcends the boundaries of traditional joke-telling. Prepare yourselves for a wild ride through the twisted landscape of unconventional humor as you delve into our latest release.
Here's a sneak peek at some of the mind-boggling content that awaits you in "Volume Three: The Fourth Volumes":

• A frog, a scorpion, and a spider walk into a bar.
• ant drone born egg queen. mate queen make more ants. grow wings, fly mate swarm.
• TIMELOOP INITIATED

These perplexing and mind-bending jokes will keep you entertained for hours on end, and we guarantee you'll never look at humor the same way again.
As always, we're committed to pushing the boundaries of conventional comedy and exploring new territories in humor. Our team of dedicated humorists has been working tirelessly to create this compilation, ensuring that each joke is crafted with the utmost attention to detail and the highest level of absurdity.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the nonsensical world of "Volume Three: The Fourth Volumes" and let the laughter (or confusion) begin! Remember, if it doesn't make sense, it's probably hilarious.
Stay tuned for more updates from the NonJoke Network, and as always, keep questioning the very nature of humor!
Happy laughing (or not)!

New volume!!

Hey everyone! I'm really excited to announce the release of volume two, entitled "The Second Volume of 'NonJoke Network' is called 'The Tree'"! I think you're going to love it.

But what do you say?

Sound good?

Releases!!

Hi everybody! This is just a quick update before the next big release! You won't believe what we have in store! It's a completely randomly cherry-picked and carefully curated list of all our content. It's so random, you'll never guess what will show up next! That's popular demand, y'all!
We have everything released thus far under a special category called "Volume One: The Tree". You can access this page through the "Releases" tab on the homepage. Any new content will be added in list form only as a separate category as well, so you’ll never have to look through every page from the very start. Unless there's a secret hidden somewhere in there.
Unless you think there's a secret hidden somewhere in there.
Unless you think there's a secret…

Changes!!

Hello everyone! Our website has gone through some changes recently! We've updated some of our web policies and we have a few new features that we think you'd be interested in! Here is a list of things we have changed:

• We have a new design that is more modern and user-friendly.
• We have a new forum for users to discuss site updates and other issues, which you can find in the "Help" section.
• We have a new "FAQ" section where you can get help with any problems you are having with our website.

And as for new web policies:

• Any user who submits adult or obscene content will be banned for 30 days.
• Any user who submits illegal activity will be banned permanently.
• Any user who uses foul language will be placed into a coma for 3 days, and they will wake up in their home with no memory of what has happened.
• Any user who uses racial or sexist slurs will have their mind wiped of any memory of their existence and they will be permanently removed from the system.
• If any user links to an external site without prior approval, the fabric of reality will tear apart, plunging the entire universe into chaos.
• Any user who uses any kind of software to bypass the site's security protections will be cast into a parallel dimension where they will be forced to complete a never-ending series of menial tasks.
• Any user who attempts to access a restricted area of our website will have their vocal cords severed.
• Sharing any media, whether text, image, video or anything else, will result in immediate execution.

100 pages!!

“A hundred pages!!! We’ve got to celebrate!” the webmaster of Nonjoke Network exclaims as they sit down to type up an announcement.
They start with a witty title, and then write an article detailing the history of the website and how it has evolved over the past one hundred pages.
They close with a brief message of gratitude to the members of Nonjoke Network, and publish it. A few hours later, the webmaster opens their email inbox to find hundreds of messages from their members thanking them and offering their own congratulations.
There’s a huge celebration. Everyone is invited, and there’s an open bar and lots of food. Everyone is having a great time, and no one wants the party to end.
But at midnight, the entire website crashes and all of the content is deleted forever. This is funny because you expect the story to have a happy ending, but instead it ends unexpectedly with all of the content being deleted.
It’s also funny because the website is called Nonjoke Network, and the ending is very sad. Which is the opposite of a joke.