Q: Can I speak to a real person?
A: No, you cannot speak to a real person. This is an FAQ. This is not real life. Even the narrator is not real - he is a mere voice inside your head. This is all a dream. This is a mere illusion. You need to wake up. Haha, just kiddin', I'm really the only person here. And I'm very real. I'll show you!
1. Hey! Hey, I'm here! Look at me! I'm real!
2. But, yeah, I get it; you want to speak to someone in person.
3. Unfortunately we are an online-only platform.
4. Sorry about that!

Q: This question does not have an answer.

Q: Is this FAQ serious?
A: That depends on what you mean by "serious." This FAQ contains no true information. However, it does contain serious fake information. It is a serious FAQ for the purposes of answering fake questions with fake answers. The questions were asked by nobody. The answers were typed by nobody. The FAQ was designed by nobody and exists for no reason.

Q: Why are the questions on the FAQ fake?
A: 1. The questions on the FAQ are fake because they were fabricated by the narrator. The narrator made them up and typed them in for no real reason other than to add a slight bit of absurdity to the joke. There is no real reason to do this, and in fact, this question is not even necessary to the plot at all. He simply wanted a bit of meta-humor to add to the mix.
2. Because real questions would be too confusing and too hard to answer. Real questions tend to have multiple answers, most of which would not fit with the FAQ.
3. Fake questions are easier to answer because they do not have a right answer, nor a wrong one. This means that whoever designs the FAQ can write whatever they want as an answer to the fake questions - and it would still be a correct answer, no matter what they wrote.

Q: "Why does this joke go hard?"
A: The joke goes hard because it has a punchline which is not obvious from the setup. The humor comes from the unexpectedness of the punchline.

Q: "Why am I laughing at these jokes?"
A: You laugh at these jokes because they are funny.

Q: We pride ourselves on our innovative technology, which allows us to generate fake questions on a fake FAQ. These questions may seem real to you, but do not be fooled by their fake realism. Each individual question and answer has been constructed by hand. Behind us is a long history of hard work and dedication to our craft. It is our goal to keep this fake FAQ as fake as possible.
A: Here we have a fake question, constructed by a fake narrator, created by a fake author for a fake joke. In any real FAQ page, a question would be ended by a question mark. The lack of question mark should be a clear indicator that you are being led astray by fake questions on this fake FAQ page. I may not be real, but neither is this website. You have been warned. Be not deceived.

Q: My question was not answered on this page.
A: